Friday, March 6, 2009

Worst Sermon Ever?

You have to see this video. Please do yourself a favor and watch it! Absolutely hilarious. This pastor preaches a message on the phrase "I will destroy him that pisseth against the wall." Seriously watch!

6 comments:

LynzMiller said...

Oh my gosh!
It's in the Bible!
We know that the only true translation is the King James Version!!

Jason said...

I don't know about you guys, but I find it comforting to know that God is so concerned with my urination posture. I don't understand his fascination with the word "man" vs "male". Someone needs to inform him that they mean the same thing. Another part I loved (and really, there are many) is the part about how important numbers are, like the number 5. You know, like Gen. 5:5, and Acts 5:5. I was under the impression that the Bible writers didn't put the numbers in themselves, but I guess I could be wrong. I did go to Bible College after all, which according to his webpage is evil since the word "college" only appears once in the Bible, and the verse is not flattering. Seriously.

You can't make this stuff up.

Dusty Decker said...

Saw this a couple months ago and peed my pants laughing so hard. Unfortunately I wasn't standing at the time... guess I'm a woman.

Bryan Bell said...

I had to sit thru two roomates watching this movie. It wasn't anymore inspiring the 2nd time around. I would argue that any "status of manhood" that can be achieved just as easily by a sex change should be near the bottom of the hierarchy.

Dan Van said...

I am not sure what to say.

WorshipNotes said...

And THIS is why the church is not taken seriously in our culture. We shoot ourselves in the foot... or maybe some other body part.